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Plays: 1,937,107 plays

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

anglosexual:

apostateofmind:

"a star shines on the hour of our meeting"

oh my god

lotr shade

raisethecurtain:

theknittyditty:

loracarol:

aishaneko:

the-ravencrow:

allthingsbianca:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

this just happened

you can all go home

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OH MY GOD THIS NEEDS TO BE A VARIATION OF DDR 

LIKE YESTERDAY

Holy mother of god…

Oh. My. God! Amazing.

(Source: videohall)

i have this strange wish to become friends with whomever i have to sit next to on my eight hour flight to london in two weeks

tags:
#grand

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

bleep0bleep:

pocketlass:

zainclaw:

I’m not saying this episode will be important for Parrish but…

Episode 9 has always been the episode when one of the main villains is revealed (S1: Peter Hale as the Alpha; S2: Matt Daehler as the kanima’s master; 3A: Jennifer Blake as the Darach; 3B: Noshiko Yukimura as the cause of the nogitsune). Just throwing that out there…

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Plays: 433,533 plays

peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

(Source: theone8888)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

butts-at-moarbutts-dot-com:

I NEED THIS

tags:
#SHIT

aureliasherrinford:

cleolinda:

gabbietook:

sixpenceee:

WHITE WITH RED

White with Red was an extremely popular short creepy story that has been turned into a short film. 

This is the story:

A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.

The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.

This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”

SHORT FILM

Ffffffffffuckkkkkkkkkkkk

nope

noooooope

Well you can just rock me to sleep tonight

nyxelestia:

commander-dicktits:

makochantachibanana:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa
  • Naruto Phase

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this gif is all we need to describe our past life

war flash backs so many war flash backs

Oh my GOD I feel old, now.

(Source: retropastel)