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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn)

waveislife:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

crayola-clifford

(Source: micdotcom)

jathis:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

GET THE NOTEBOOK

(Source: squidward--testicles)

(Source: thorinds)

tags:
#snort

erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

tags:
#wtfffff

bendrowning:

My yes voting neighbours car has just been smashed by a squad of 12 no voters. It’s suspected they’ve smashed about 4 more on the way. My uncle almost got attacked for trying to chase them off. I’m in Livingston and the police are not coming
This is not Glasgow this is 35 miles away
Please everyone in Scotland brace yourselves and hide all yes stickers

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

queermarauders:

*ron weasley voice* viktor krum?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of viktor krum spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of viktor krum scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

did-you-kno:

Someone invented a Legless Pirate Corkscrew to enhance the awesomeness of your drinking experience. Source

french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

bapgeek2geekbap:

sourcedumal:

kissmyasajj:

fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

duckindolans:

daughterofmulan:

theblindninja:

The Pirates Official Posters

What is this glorious looking glory.

WHAT IS THIS

Pirates (2014 film)

Set in the early Joseon Dynasty, a group led by a female pirate and another group led by a male bandit are on a mission to hunt down a whale that swallowed the royal seal bestowed on Joseon from China.

Yes!

But I need to see this like pronto

Yes!

clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

image

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

timbeon:

gajeelredfox:

gajeelredfox:

this sentence is giving me a migraine 

Iggy’s gonna be the first real superstar female rapper you guys ignore Lauryn and Missy’s grammy’s and critical acclaim ignore Nicki’s platinum albumS and sell out tours and critically acclaimed mixtapes ignore it all, ms crocodile dundee dropped one mediocre 8 track mixtape and did 2 songs that everyone only knows the chorus too SHE’S the one to watch!!! 

The most depressing part of this is that lat month Nicki Minaj actually broke the record for the most appearances as a lead, collaborative, or featured guest artist on the Billboard Hot 100. But nah, forget her, she’s not important, let’s all gush about how successful Iggy Azalea is instead.

iggy ain’t even the best part of her own song!